Title: You Only Live Twice (Unless You’re Facebook. Then You Live Forever)
Rating: R
Warnings: Little bit of violence but nothing very much.
Word count: ~97,000 (D-don't look at me like that >_>)
Summary: After he signs the nondisclosure agreement, Eduardo Saverin disappears from the face of the earth. Because he joins the CIA. He embraces the life of Super Suave Secret Agent Man Eduardo Saverin. That is, until Facebook is threatened by terrorist plots and only Eduardo can save the day.
Author's Notes: Someone asked me a very long time ago for a masterpost of this so they could read it in a less confusing venue than comment-fic in a kinkmeme. And now I finally got around to it. SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG. This is still unbeta'd as my beta is still working on this monster, but until then, you can read this version if you like. Feel free to point out any mistakes, etc. Written for this prompt at
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tsn_kinkmeme. AND IT KINDA GOT AWAY FROM ME. Seriously, this is the longest thing I have ever written in the history of ever. And it’s the first The Social Network fic I’ve written so hahaha. *headdesk* Disclaimer, because TSN fic still confuses me, but this is written about the *movie* characters, not the actual Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo Saverin.I would also like to thank absolutely everyone who has been reading this over at the kinkmeme. Seriously, I never would have gotten this far without you guys. YOU ARE ALL AWESOME, I LOVE YOU ALL.
Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Coda
Chinese version translated by the wonderful
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akasyd, thank you so much!!:Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Part 11 // Part 12 // Part 13 // Part 14
*note: it's still being translated. About 3 more parts*
November 20 2011, 03:24:57 UTC 6 months ago
November 20 2011, 04:08:11 UTC 6 months ago
November 20 2011, 05:47:48 UTC 6 months ago
HOLY FUCK.
November 20 2011, 05:51:25 UTC 6 months ago
Seems appropriate to me.
November 20 2011, 06:42:24 UTC 6 months ago
And sometimes, all I really need is epic gay porn.
November 20 2011, 06:48:17 UTC 6 months ago
You can't escape serious literature. IT WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.
November 20 2011, 23:59:41 UTC 6 months ago
(and an excuse to practice my shoddy Chinese reading skills? yessssss...)
November 21 2011, 01:48:26 UTC 6 months ago
(Oooh, you know Chinese?)
November 24 2011, 05:02:32 UTC 6 months ago
(just enough to have conversations with little kids?)
November 24 2011, 05:51:23 UTC 6 months ago
(I'm still impressed. From what I understand, it's mostly about the tones, right?)
November 24 2011, 21:15:52 UTC 6 months ago
December 7 2011, 13:30:14 UTC 5 months ago
http://akasyd.livejournal.com/8881.h
I've read the ending many times. PERFECT.
Thaaaaaaaaaaank you <3
December 28 2011, 03:01:34 UTC 5 months ago
December 28 2011, 03:19:34 UTC 5 months ago
HELP. ME.
December 28 2011, 03:21:28 UTC 5 months ago
Also, I was supposed to be writing Thor/Loki. Now, I am not. Your fault.
December 28 2011, 03:28:19 UTC 5 months ago
Oh. Well.
Was it angsty or fluffy? YOU WERE WRITING ANGST, WEREN'T YOU?
December 28 2011, 03:30:18 UTC 5 months ago
December 28 2011, 03:32:10 UTC 5 months ago
Also, omg, can we hold each other for a minute right now and sob over our fic deadlines? I have to post a secret santa in 3 days and it's not done and all I'm doing is trolling tumblr. I need to hold someone right now.
December 28 2011, 03:34:36 UTC 5 months ago
My deadline is in forever, but it's frightening because I know how slowly I write, and the word count on these fictions are going to be ridiculous, and GOD I have school in three weeks and fuck it if I'm going to write then. SOB. Tumblr and fic-reading eats at my life too omg.
/CLINGS. What's up on your end?
December 28 2011, 03:38:36 UTC 5 months ago
Egh, I have 15K words done, I already cut the ENTIRE end and am leaving it open-ended and will probably write a sequel. I have the outline and NINE scenes left to write. Which would be fine if I could write 500 words each scene but they all end up being super long and now I'm freaking out too much that I'm not paying attention to the emotion and mood of the plot and this is the big angsty climax, right? And how the fuck am I supposed to write Mark finding out Eduardo sacrificed himself for him when all I can think is OMG I HAVE TO GET IT DONE? EGH. And I worked today and tomorrow and the next day (and also work was so stressy today OMG, why am I responsible for so much I WANT A RAISE DAMMIT).
/MORE CLINGING
December 28 2011, 03:42:19 UTC 5 months ago
YOU WILL WRITE GODDAMN 500 WORD SCENES. I order you. Order. At least a few of those goddamn scenes need to be 500 words of I will HUNT YOU DOWN. Just work it through, baby. YOU CAN DO THIS.
December 28 2011, 03:47:45 UTC 5 months ago
Yes. Yes I will write 500 word scenes. They don't have to be long. They can be short. I CAN DO ITTTTT.
/GLOMPING YOU FOREVER