Title: You Only Live Twice (Unless You’re Facebook. Then You Live Forever)
Rating: R
Warnings: Little bit of violence but nothing very much.
Word count: ~97,000 (D-don't look at me like that >_>)
Summary: After he signs the nondisclosure agreement, Eduardo Saverin disappears from the face of the earth. Because he joins the CIA. He embraces the life of Super Suave Secret Agent Man Eduardo Saverin. That is, until Facebook is threatened by terrorist plots and only Eduardo can save the day.
Author's Notes: Someone asked me a very long time ago for a masterpost of this so they could read it in a less confusing venue than comment-fic in a kinkmeme. And now I finally got around to it. SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG. This is still unbeta'd as my beta is still working on this monster, but until then, you can read this version if you like. Feel free to point out any mistakes, etc. Written for this prompt at
I would also like to thank absolutely everyone who has been reading this over at the kinkmeme. Seriously, I never would have gotten this far without you guys. YOU ARE ALL AWESOME, I LOVE YOU ALL.
Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Coda
Chinese version translated by the wonderful
Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Part 11 // Part 12 // Part 13 // Part 14
*note: it's still being translated. About 3 more parts*