smiles ([info]smiles) wrote,

Masterpost for You Only Live Twice

OMG I feel so bad for my flist, I've been spamming them, trying to get this fic posted. Haha, sorry!!

Title: You Only Live Twice (Unless You’re Facebook. Then You Live Forever)
Rating: R
Warnings: Little bit of violence but nothing very much.
Word count: ~97,000 (D-don't look at me like that >_>)
Summary: After he signs the nondisclosure agreement, Eduardo Saverin disappears from the face of the earth. Because he joins the CIA. He embraces the life of Super Suave Secret Agent Man Eduardo Saverin. That is, until Facebook is threatened by terrorist plots and only Eduardo can save the day.
Author's Notes: Someone asked me a very long time ago for a masterpost of this so they could read it in a less confusing venue than comment-fic in a kinkmeme. And now I finally got around to it. SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG. This is still unbeta'd as my beta is still working on this monster, but until then, you can read this version if you like. Feel free to point out any mistakes, etc. Written for this prompt at [info]tsn_kinkmeme. AND IT KINDA GOT AWAY FROM ME. Seriously, this is the longest thing I have ever written in the history of ever. And it’s the first The Social Network fic I’ve written so hahaha. *headdesk* Disclaimer, because TSN fic still confuses me, but this is written about the *movie* characters, not the actual Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo Saverin.

I would also like to thank absolutely everyone who has been reading this over at the kinkmeme. Seriously, I never would have gotten this far without you guys. YOU ARE ALL AWESOME, I LOVE YOU ALL.

Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Coda

Chinese version translated by the wonderful [info]akasyd, thank you so much!!:
Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6 // Part 7 // Part 8 // Part 9 // Part 10 // Part 11 // Part 12 // Part 13 // Part 14
*note: it's still being translated. About 3 more parts*
Tags: fanfic, mark/eduardo, the social network, tsn, you only live twice

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[info]agentlerain

November 20 2011, 03:24:57 UTC 6 months ago

[info]smiles

November 20 2011, 04:08:11 UTC 6 months ago

<3 Thank you for your support bb <3

[info]calciseptine

November 20 2011, 05:47:48 UTC 6 months ago

...

HOLY FUCK.

[info]smiles

November 20 2011, 05:51:25 UTC 6 months ago

Oh, yeah. I could have written an actual novel like To Kill a Mockingbird but instead I decided to write gay fanfic.

Seems appropriate to me.

[info]calciseptine

November 20 2011, 06:42:24 UTC 6 months ago

But then I would have social commentary and not gay porn.


And sometimes, all I really need is epic gay porn.

[info]smiles

November 20 2011, 06:48:17 UTC 6 months ago

But it is social commentary. It's me commenting on a social website about how said website's owners should have sex.

You can't escape serious literature. IT WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

[info]silentdictator

November 20 2011, 23:59:41 UTC 6 months ago

BUSY READING BEE IS READING /buzzzz

(and an excuse to practice my shoddy Chinese reading skills? yessssss...)

[info]smiles

November 21 2011, 01:48:26 UTC 6 months ago

GOOD LUCK XDDD

(Oooh, you know Chinese?)

[info]silentdictator

November 24 2011, 05:02:32 UTC 6 months ago

READING BEE IS AMAZED :D

(just enough to have conversations with little kids?)

[info]smiles

November 24 2011, 05:51:23 UTC 6 months ago

<3333

(I'm still impressed. From what I understand, it's mostly about the tones, right?)

[info]silentdictator

November 24 2011, 21:15:52 UTC 6 months ago

(most of it is. there is a fine fine line between goldfish and "lady of the night", or so my high school chinese teacher is always reminding everyone.)

[info]akasyd

December 7 2011, 13:30:14 UTC 5 months ago

Hi! The Chinese translation is completed!
http://akasyd.livejournal.com/8881.html

I've read the ending many times. PERFECT.
Thaaaaaaaaaaank you <3

[info]faorism

December 28 2011, 03:01:34 UTC 5 months ago

How the fuck is this fic so long.

[info]smiles

December 28 2011, 03:19:34 UTC 5 months ago

It's really 90K of Star Wars references. And unnecessary descriptions. Also run-on sentences that no one has called me on.

HELP. ME.

[info]faorism

December 28 2011, 03:21:28 UTC 5 months ago

I've already noticed. "Luke Walker." Gosh, I love you.

Also, I was supposed to be writing Thor/Loki. Now, I am not. Your fault.

[info]smiles

December 28 2011, 03:28:19 UTC 5 months ago

Star Wars references make everything ten times better. ILU2 BB.

Oh. Well.



Was it angsty or fluffy? YOU WERE WRITING ANGST, WEREN'T YOU?

[info]faorism

December 28 2011, 03:30:18 UTC 5 months ago

I am in between two big bangs: one is with Steve, and the other is a solo Supernatural fusion. The first is ALL angst. The second (which I haven't started omg) is action-y, but... okay fine. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANGST.

[info]smiles

December 28 2011, 03:32:10 UTC 5 months ago

THEN I REGRET NOTHING.

Also, omg, can we hold each other for a minute right now and sob over our fic deadlines? I have to post a secret santa in 3 days and it's not done and all I'm doing is trolling tumblr. I need to hold someone right now.

[info]faorism

December 28 2011, 03:34:36 UTC 5 months ago

/HOLDING.

My deadline is in forever, but it's frightening because I know how slowly I write, and the word count on these fictions are going to be ridiculous, and GOD I have school in three weeks and fuck it if I'm going to write then. SOB. Tumblr and fic-reading eats at my life too omg.

/CLINGS. What's up on your end?

[info]smiles

December 28 2011, 03:38:36 UTC 5 months ago

/HOLDING TIGHTLY

Egh, I have 15K words done, I already cut the ENTIRE end and am leaving it open-ended and will probably write a sequel. I have the outline and NINE scenes left to write. Which would be fine if I could write 500 words each scene but they all end up being super long and now I'm freaking out too much that I'm not paying attention to the emotion and mood of the plot and this is the big angsty climax, right? And how the fuck am I supposed to write Mark finding out Eduardo sacrificed himself for him when all I can think is OMG I HAVE TO GET IT DONE? EGH. And I worked today and tomorrow and the next day (and also work was so stressy today OMG, why am I responsible for so much I WANT A RAISE DAMMIT).

/MORE CLINGING

[info]faorism

December 28 2011, 03:42:19 UTC 5 months ago

You write this shit for me, man. PICTURE MY FACE. READING THIS FIC. AND LOVING IT. I literally began reading TSN fic two/three days ago, man, and I need your fiction. Yup. need.

YOU WILL WRITE GODDAMN 500 WORD SCENES. I order you. Order. At least a few of those goddamn scenes need to be 500 words of I will HUNT YOU DOWN. Just work it through, baby. YOU CAN DO THIS.

[info]smiles

December 28 2011, 03:47:45 UTC 5 months ago

I AM GROSS SOBBING GRATEFUL TEARS. Ahhhh, I will think of your face and write this fic. MAYBE I'LL FINISH TONIGHT OMG. I COULD STAY UP UNTIL THREE IN THE MORNING WRITING.

Yes. Yes I will write 500 word scenes. They don't have to be long. They can be short. I CAN DO ITTTTT.

/GLOMPING YOU FOREVER
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